♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,
I'M THE TOUGHEST CAT IN TOWN.
- YOU WOULDN'T BE TALKING THAT WAY IF HEATHCLIFF WERE HERE.
- HMPH! HEATHCLIFF?
I'M NOT AFRAID OF HEATHCLIFF.
WHY, IF HE WERE HERE RIGHT NOW,
I'D SHOW HIM A THING OR TWO.
- UH, HEATHCLIFF.
- THAT'S RIGHT. I SAID, HEATHCLIFF.
IF THAT FATSO WERE HERE,
I'D TEACH HIM A LESSON HE'D NEVER FORGET.
- HEY, UH, HECTOR, I GUESS CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION.
- HUH?
YAA-AA-AAH!
- WOW! HEATHCLIFF IS SURE MAD.
- YEAH, HE SURE IS.
[TIRES SCREECH]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
- AH, THAT'S ENOUGH EXERCISE FOR TODAY.
I THINK I'LL CHECK OUT WHAT IGGY'S UP TO IN SCHOOL.
- WELL, I GUESS I SHOWED HIM.
- HMM.
- NOW, CLASS, I KNOW YOU'VE ALL BEEN WORKING HARD
ON YOUR PROJECTS FOR THE SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR.
BE SURE YOU'RE AT THE AUDITORIUM PROMPTLY AT 2:30
SO YOU CAN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SET UP YOUR PROJECTS.
AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF YOU.
- HEY, ROG, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
I'VE MADE A SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT
ON THE REOSTATIC VELOPILATOR CONTROL
ON MY COMPUTERIZED ELECTRONIC
SOLAR HIGH-ALTITUDE TRANSCEIVER.
IN SO DOING, I HAVE INCREASED
THE SOLAR BOUNCE BY 10 MEGAHERTZ.
- OH, YEAH?
WELL, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
MY ALTERATION'S CURRENT TRANSFORMER IS A-OK.
I TESTED IT LAST NIGHT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR, NUTMEG?
- UH, UH, IT'S, UM,
A SECRET.
- A SECRET?
YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A PROJECT.
[BELL RINGING]
- [SIGHS]
- FACE IT, NUTMEG. INVENTING SCIENTIFIC GADGETRY
JUST ISN'T YOUR CUP OF TEA.
- YEAH. YOU MAY BE A GOOD BALL PLAYER, IGGY,
BUT THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD THINK UP ANYTHING WORTHWHILE.
- LET'S GO, ROG.
WE'VE GOT IMPORTANT WORK TO DO ON OUR PROJECTS.
- OH, YEAH?!
I HAVE A GREAT PROJECT.
YOU'LL SEE.
OH, HI, HEATHCLIFF.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- [SLURPING]
- BOY, THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON,
BUT THEY CAN'T THINK UP AN EASY WAY TO BUTTER TOAST.
- THAT'S IT!
AN AUTOMATIC TOAST BUTTERER.
- WHAT'S THAT, IGGY?
- AN AUTOMATIC TOAST BUTTERER--
THAT'S THE PERFECT PROJECT FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR.
I'VE GOT TO GET IT STARTED.
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE.
- YEAH, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS JUST ABOUT IGGY'S AGE,
I INVENTED AN AUTOMATIC TOOTHPASTE SQUEEZER.
IT WAS A GOOD ONE, TOO.
- [HEATHCLIFF MUTTERING]
[WRENCH TURNING]
- WELL, HEATHCLIFF, IT'S ALL DONE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AH, COME ON, HEATHCLIFF. DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
WHEN YOU SEE THIS THING BUTTER TOAST,
YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR TUNE.
- HMM. LOOKS LIKE A REJECT
FROM A BAD SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE.
- [HUMMING]
- AH. OH, SPIKEY?
HEY, MAYBE I CAN PUT THIS MACHINE TO GOOD USE.
UH, HEY, SPIKE. COME HERE.
- WHO, ME?
- UH, YEAH. COME ON IN.
[CHUCKLES]
UH, WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, HEATHCLIFF?
- I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU IGGY'S NEW SCIENCE PROJECT.
YEAH, THAT'S ALL.
- [SNIFFS]
WHAT IS IT?
- OH, IT'S AN AUTOMATIC TOAST BUTTERER.
- AN AUTOMATIC TOAST BUTTERER?
HA HA HA...
OH, HO HO!
[GROANS]
- [GIGGLES]
YEAH. AN AUTOMATIC TOAST BUTTERER
FOR A BIG LOAF OF BREAD.
- MY FAMILY HAS NO LUCK
WITH CRAZY INVENTIONS.
- [LAUGHING]
- MY GRANDFATHER GOT CAUGHT
BY AN AUTOMATIC TOOTHPASTE SQUEEZER.
- OK, HEATHCLIFF. I'M GOING TO GET SOME TOAST.
NOW YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO SEE SOME ACTION.
JUST ONE LITTLE TURN...
HERE, AND THIS BABY WILL REALLY HUM.
[TOAST BUTTERER SPEEDS UP]
- MEO-OW!
- SORRY, HEATHCLIFF.
GUESS THERE'S STILL A FEW BUGS TO WORK OUT.
- [MUTTERING]
- [STUDENTS TALKING]
[WRENCH TURNING]
- 5 MINUTES TO JUDGING. 5 MINUTES TO JUDGING.
- 5 MINUTES? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, HEATHCLIFF.
I'VE GOT TO GET SOME MORE TOAST.
- I THINK I'LL CHECK OUT SOME OF THESE CONTRAPTIONS.
HMM. HOW CAN I LIVEN THIS PLACE UP?
HMM.
AH, THE WONDERS OF SCIENCE.
[TOAST BUTTERER CHUGGING]
- [HEATHCLIFF LAUGHING]
FULL SPEED AHEAD.
GOING UP!
[DOG PANTING]
- HMM. NOT VERY GOOD.
- TSK, TSK, TSK.
- I THINK I SHOULD BUTTER THIS MACHINE UP.
THIS THING LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD BE IN ORBIT.
WHEW! BEING A TROUBLEMAKER IS SURE TIRING.
[GIGGLES]
- BOY, I HOPE THE JUDGES LIKE MY INVENTION.
- IT'S VERY STRANGE, BUT NONE OF THE PROJECTS
APPEAR TO BE OPERATING PROPERLY.
- MY DEAR JUDGES, THE THEORY BEHIND MY INVENTION,
THE COMPUTERIZED ELECTRONIC SOLAR-POWERED
HIGH-ALTITUDE TRANSMITTER, IS SIMPLE.
I PUNCH IN THE CODE,
AND MY CREATION SPRINGS TO LIFE.
[SPUTTERING]
- DISQUALIFIED!
- MY PROJECT
IS AN AUTOMATIC TOAST BUTTERER.
- HMM. PERFECTLY BUTTERED TOAST.
FINALLY, A PROJECT THAT DOES WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO.
FIRST PRIZE!
- [CHUCKLING]
- GEE, HEATHCLIFF,
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON FIRST PRIZE.
- HA HA HA! ME NEITHER.
- I WANT TO GET UP EARLY SO I CAN POLISH MY MACHINE
BEFORE THE AWARDS CEREMONY TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
NIGHT, HEATHCLIFF.
- IGGY NUTMEG,
FOR YOUR DESIGN AND CREATION
OF THIS AUTOMATIC TOAST BUTTERING MACHINE,
WE AWARD YOU
FIRST PRIZE IN THE ANNUAL SCIENCE FAIR.
NOW, IGGY, WOULD YOU PLEASE DEMONSTRATE YOUR INVENTION
TO ALL OF THOSE SEATED IN OUR AUDITORIUM TODAY?
- I'D BE HAPPY TO.
THIS IS MY INVENTION,
THE AUTOMATIC TOAST BUTTERER.
IN ORDER TO OPERATE IT,
I HAVE ONLY TO THROW THIS LEVER...
YIKES!
- UH-OH.
- THERE'S HEATHCLIFF.
LET'S GET HIM!
- [MEOWING]
- [CATS PANTING]
- YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM ME.
- STOP!
- WOO! AAH!
- AAH!
- MUNGO!
- WHO-OO-OA!
WHO-OO-OA!
WHO-OA!
- OOH! THAT LEROY
HAS GOT TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON.
HE CAN'T PUSH US AROUND LIKE THIS.
- YOU'RE RIGHT, HECTOR.
LEROY DOES NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON,
AND I THINK I KNOW JUST HOW TO DO IT.
[HAMMERING]
- AH, THIS'LL GIVE LEROY
THE SCARE OF HIS LIFE.
- NOT BAD, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
- WE'LL SEE HOW WELL WE'VE FARED
BY HOW MUCH LEROY'S SCARED.
- [GROANING]
- HERE WE GO.
- LEROY SHOULD BE UP AHEAD.
- [SNORING]
HUH?
YIKES!
- [CATS LAUGHING]
- AH, THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN WEEKS.
- AAH!
I CAN'T SHAKE THAT THING!
- THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN. LET ME TRY.
- MUNGO! NO!
- DUH, I THINK I GOT THE HANG OF IT NOW.
- WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
- MUNGO!
- DON'T WORRY. I GOT IT.
- AHA! SO THAT'S IT!
- UH-OH.
[LEROY GROWLING]
- YOU GUYS ARE DOOMED.
COWABUNGA!
- LET ME DRIVE!
- YIKES! OOH!
- [CHUCKLING]
WE SURE SHOWED LEROY!
- MUNGO, DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU DID?
YOU COMPLETELY RUINED OUR PLANS!
- MUNGO, THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE PUT UP WITH YOU.
- YOU DON'T?
- LET'S FACE IT, YOU'RE NOT GOOD FOR ANYTHING.
- GEE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I BOTCHED UP OUR PLANS,
AND I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A PART OF THE GANG.
[MOANS]
- MAYBE I WAS A BIT ROUGH ON HIM.
- FROM WHERE I SIT, IT LOOKS LIKE MUNGO'S QUIT.
- WE CAN'T LOSE MUNGO.
HEY, MUNGO. WAIT!
- DUH, I'M GOING FAR AWAY
SO I CAN'T BOTHER ANYONE ANYMORE.
- MUNGO, ARE WE GLAD TO SEE YOU!
- HI, GUYS.
AH, YOU DON'T GOT TO PRETEND
YOU CARE WHERE I'M GOING.
YOU WERE RIGHT. I'M A DUMMY,
AND YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME.
- NO, MUNGO. YOU'RE NOT A DUMMY.
- I AM. I AM.
AND I'M LEAVING ON THE NEXT TRAIN.
- WE CAN'T LET MUNGO LEAVE.
HOW WOULD HE SURVIVE WITHOUT US WATCHING HIM?
- YEAH. WE'RE SORT OF HIS GUARDIAN ANGELS.
- WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO CONVINCE MUNGO TO STAY!
- I'VE GOT IT. WE'LL MAKE MUNGO THINK
THAT WE COULDN'T GET ALONG WITHOUT HIM.
WE'LL SHOWER HIM WITH PRAISE.
MUNGO, WE'VE TALKED IT OVER
AND DECIDED THAT YOU CAN'T LEAVE US.
WE'D BE LOST WITHOUT YOU.
- BUT I RUINED THE PLAN.
YOU SAID I WAS STUPID.
- STUPID? CAN'T YOU TELL
WHEN WE'RE JOKING WITH YOU?
YOU'RE THE BACKBONE OF OUR GANG.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, GUYS?
- OH, YES. THAT'S RIGHT.
- GEE, WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'LL STAY,
BUT I DO HAVE ONE CONDITION.
YEAH, I THINK
I SHOULD MAKE MORE OF THE GANG'S DECISIONS.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE I'M DOING MY SHARE.
- UH, NOW, MUNGO, UH, DON'T FEEL YOU HAVE TO.
- NO, NO, NO.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY I'LL STAY IN THE GANG.
- ALL RIGHT. FROM NOW ON,
YOU'LL BE IN ON ALL OUR PLANS.
- DON'T WORRY, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
- I WAS RIGHT.
IT IS ROSCO.
- R-R-ROSCO, THE LEADER OF THE CLAWS?
- THAT'S THE ONE. THE CLAWS ARE
THE TOUGHEST GANG AROUND, NEXT TO US, NATURALLY.
ROSCO MUST BE CASING THE JUNKYARD
FOR A POSSIBLE TAKEOVER ATTEMPT BY HIS GANG,
BUT LUCKILY, WE'RE PREPARED FOR HIM.
I'VE DEVISED A SYSTEM
TO FIND OUT WHAT ROSCO IS PLANNING.
I'VE PREPARED THIS TRAP ESPECIALLY
FOR INTRUDERS LIKE ROSCO.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TRICK ROSCO
INTO STANDING UNDER THIS TREE,
LIKE SO
AND THEN PULL THIS SWITCH.
ROSCO WILL BE ALL TIED UP,
AND HE'LL BE HAPPY TO FILL US IN ON HIS PLANS
IN RETURN FOR US LETTING HIM GO.
- YEAH, CAN I BE THE ONE TO TRAP ROSCO?
- UH, ALL RIGHT, MUNGO.
- OH, BOY. OH, BOY. OH, BOY.
- BUT BE VERY CAREFUL
THAT ROSCO IS DIRECTLY OVER THE TRAP
WHEN YOU PULL THE LEVER.
- DON'T WORRY.
I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
- UH, SOMETHING TELLS ME WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.
- HEY, SO, UH, I COME BY TODAY
TO TRY AND CLEAR THE AIR BETWEEN OUR 2 GANGS.
- YEAH, I ALWAYS LIKE CLEAN AIR.
LET'S SEE.
WHERE WAS IT?
- UH, WHERE IS WHAT?
- UH, WHAT?
OH. OH, NOTHING.
THERE'S NO TRAP DOOR AROUND HERE.
I KNOW THAT TRAP DOOR
IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
WHO-OA! OH!
DUH, I WAS RIGHT.
- UH, WELL, IT WAS GREAT
TALKING WITH YOU, MUNGO, OLD PAL.
I THINK I HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION I NEED FOR MY GANG.
- I DON'T THINK THIS WENT
EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN.
- WELL, MUNGO, DID YOU CAPTURE ROSCO?
- [SARCASTICALLY] WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
MUNGO, HOW COULD YOU HAVE BEEN SO DUMB?
- [MOANS]
I'M SORRY.
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ALLOWED BACK INTO THE GANG.
I'M A FAILURE.
[MUNGO SOBS]
- UH, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY, MUNGO,
IS THAT YOU DID EXACTLY WHAT WE WANTED.
- HE DID?
- WE WANTED ROSCO TO TIE YOU UP.
THIS WAY, WHEN HE REPORTS BACK TO THE CLAWS,
THEY'LL BE OVERCONFIDENT,
AND IT'LL BE EASIER FOR US TO DEFEAT THEM.
- THAT MAKES SENSE!
I DID DO A GOOD JOB. I DID.
- WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. MUNGO IS GOING TO RUIN US.
- I'VE GOT IT.
FROM NOW ON, WE'LL LISTEN TO WHATEVER MUNGO TELLS US.
WE'LL PRETEND WE AGREE WITH HIM,
AND THEN WE'LL DO EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE.
- AND MUNGO'S SO SLOW,
HE'LL NEVER KNOW.
- YO, BEFORE THE DAY IS OUT,
WESTFINSTER JUNKYARD
WILL BE RUN BY ROSCO AND THE CLAWS.
OK, WE SET UP DECOYS,
AND THEN ATTACK THE JUNKYARD FROM THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
[CHUCKLING]
RIFFRAFF AND HIS GANG
WON'T STAND A CHANCE.
- IT'S JUST AS I EXPECTED.
ROSCO'S GANG IS PREPARING TO ATTACK US
FROM THE HILLS OVER THERE.
WE'LL CHARGE THE CLAWS AND KEEP THEM OUT OF OUR JUNKYARD.
- THAT'S A GREAT PLAN, RIFFRAFF,
AND I'M JUST THE ONE TO LEAD THE CHARGE.
- WHAT?
- LET'S GET 'EM!
- UH, MUNGO, YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY.
- I SENSE THIS WHOLE PLAN WILL GO A LOT SMOOTHER
IF WE HANDLE IT WITHOUT MUNGO.
HECTOR! WORDSWORTH!
CHARGE!
- [CATS GROWLING]
- WAIT A MINUTE!
THESE DECOYS ARE PLANTED BY THE CLAWS.
THEY MUST BE ATTACKING THE JUNKYARD RIGHT NOW,
AND THE ONLY ONE THERE TO STOP THEM IS MUNGO!
- YO, THIS IS THE WAY.
WHEN I GIVE THE WORD, WE ATTACK.
CHARGE!
- DUH, HOW DID THIS THING WORK?
OH, YEAH. LIKE THIS.
- OH, NO.
- MUNGO, YOU CAPTURED ROSCO AND THE CLAWS
ALL BY YOURSELF.
- SO YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL MUNGO, DID YOU?
- ROSCO'S GANG IS CAUGHT.
MUNGO MUST BE SMARTER THAN WE THOUGHT.
- CONGRATULATIONS, MUNGO. YOU DID IT.
- MUNGO, WE'LL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN.
- HEE HEE HEE!
OH.
[LAUGHTER]
- YA!
IF YOUR CAT SCRATCHES OR BITES,
IT'S BECAUSE HE HAS TOO MUCH EXCESS ENERGY.
INSTEAD OF HITTING HIM, GET HIM A SCRATCHING POST
LIKE THIS.
IF HE STILL KEEPS SCRATCHING, GET A WATER BOTTLE LIKE THIS
AND SPRAY HIM IN THE FACE WITH IT.
YOUR CAT WON'T ASSOCIATE THE PUNISHMENT WITH YOU
SO HE WON'T GET INTO TROUBLE WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE.
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU